You know what tomorrow is right? Only one of the best days of the year: Talk Like Pirate Day! (Yes - that’s a real thing! Google it if you don’t believe me!) I love Talk Like a Pirate Day, I use it to prepare for my birthday (which is the following day) by speaking only in Pirate slang all day. To make things even better, I’m unemployed this year, which means that I can deck myself out in a pirate costume if I so desire. No boring bosses to tell me I have to wear ‘corporate attire’…. psssh. Bosses. I’ll show them!

ONE /The first thing any self respecting Pirate is going to need is a good Compass; how else are you going to find that pirate booty?

TWO / Don’t let this awesome surprise Skull Mug scare you when the rum is finally gone (what kind of pirate is scared of skulls anyway?)

THREE / Speaking of skulls, isn’t this Skull Art  piece is a little classier than your average Pirate Flag?

FOUR / Pirating is hard work, so how about a beautiful Vintage Deck Chair for relaxing on the job? You can recline in the sun while drinking out of your Skull Mug.